stuff i found under the couch

2 cars from the movie cars (lightning and the king), 2 dimes, 3 pennies, and a quarter, 2 pencils and a hot pink gel pen, 1 copy of Jack and the Beanstalk, with pop-ups, 4 dirty socks belonging to various children, only 2 matched ,1 pirate dagger that I got at the 99 cent store with patty one night after dinner and we sat in my van for an hour stabbing ourselves with it, 1 transformer (optimus prime), 1 game cube controller, 1 jedi action figure, a purple rubber centipede, a plastic dinosaur (triceratop), the cover to my calculator, 2 dog bones, 1 otter pop, and 1 snickers wrapper, 2 things unrecognizable from being chewed by maggie the dog, 1 thomas the tank engine, 1 dirty undershirt belonging to Billy, a nerf dart gun,a marble and a remote control.
Stay tuned for the sequel..."stuff i found in the couch" coming when I finally work up the courage to look under the cushions.